The Weasel Guards are two weasels who are the guards of the Panther King. He had sent them out to search for Conker in order for him to use to replace his broken table leg. Before the Ugga chapter, they demand $1000 from Conker. After Conker pays them the money, they tell him that they're looking for a squirell. But Conker denies he is a squirell and claims he's an elephant and than squirells are big and gray. After Conker passes the guards, he whistles to his money and they go back to him. Later after Heinrich's defeat, they crown Conker king despite his not wanting to be king.