- "What if you were to give this game to, say, twenty... intelligent people. I mean, what would that do? Let's face it, what would it do?"
"Really, that's interesting..."
- —Two Dr. Tediz, out of character.
Dr. Tediz are a form of Tediz that appear in Conker's Bad Fur Day and Conker: Live & Reloaded. They work in the Casualty Department, where they torture enemy soldiers. Strangely, a pair of these Tediz appear smoking cigarettes and talking like normal people, as opposed to speaking in random growls like normal Tediz. When they notice Conker, they quickly get "into character" and begin to attack him, speaking like normal Tediz.